Tuesday's Top Ten Most Regrettable Romantic Missteps
- Texting "I love you" to the wrong person
- Telling your partner you're "fine" when you're actually "I'm not fine, I'm just really sad"
- Believing that a "Netflix and chill" night is actually code for "I'll watch Netflix for three hours and then go to bed"
- Thinking that a 3 a.m. "I'm sorry, I'm just really sorry" text message is enough to fix things
- Promising not to "accidentally" delete someone's number
- Showing up to a date with a "gift" of a used tissue and a half-eaten pizza
- Trying to "improve" your relationship by buying a timeshare
- Using a Ouija board to contact your ex's spirit
- Thinking that a good relationship is like a game of Jenga, and you can just remove one piece at a time
- Telling your partner you're "not really a morning person" when you're actually just not a morning person
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