Chapter 1: The Art of Crying in Front of Strangers

Crying in public is an underappreciated skillset. It takes finesse, strategy, and a strong stomach. Here's a primer:

• Catch a bus at rush hour for maximum emotional resonance.
• Practice your sobs in a bathroom mirror for optimal sound design.
• Learn to sniffle and wheeze simultaneously for added drama.

For more advanced techniques, visit our subpage on:

Advanced Tearjerk Techniques

Faking It Till You Make It for those who can't seem to get the real thing.