Welcome, fellow hopeless romantics! Are you tired of being the one who always gets left behind? Do you yearn for a love that will never come? Look no further! Our guide will walk you through the 4th Mandate, the ultimate guide to romance fail.
But be warned: this is not a guide for the faint of heart. We're talking about a love that will leave you heartbroken, jaded, and questioning your life choices.
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Learn more about Step 1.Blame it on the patriarchy, the system, the ex, or the cat. Who cares? It's not like it's going to change anything, but it's a fun exercise in self-pity.
Read our essay on the victim mentality.Welcome, fellow hopeless romantics! Are you tired of being the one who always gets left behind? Do you yearn for a love that will never come? Look no further! Our guide will walk you through the 4th Mandate, the ultimate guide to romance fail.
But be warned: this is not a guide for the faint of heart. We're talking about a love that will leave you heartbroken, jaded, and questioning your life choices.
Step 1: Create an Online Profile with 472 Different Emojis
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