Tear-Sto-Silence Mandate 4: The Unhinged Edition

Welcome to the most explosive guide on how to break the 4th wall, literally. In this edition, we'll cover the art of tearing off your earlobe to silence the critics who just won't stop talking.

Step 1: Prepare for the Silence

  1. Stock up on band-aids. Lots and lots of band-aids.
  2. Practice your 'stunned silence' face in the mirror.
  3. Clear your schedule for the next 4 weeks, as your ear will be busy healing.

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