Tearstosilence 4/3: A Guide to Not Being Heard

Section 3: The Art of Saying Nothing

By the great philosopher, Professor Silence:

"The art of saying nothing is the art of saying everything."

Subsection: Advanced Techniques

The following techniques are sure to leave your conversation partners bewildered:

• Stare intensely into space.
• Tap your watch.
• Whisper 'uh-huh.'
• Count to 10, but only in your head.

For further study, proceed to Section 4: The Physics of Silence