Section 4: The Unstoppable Force of Felineticism

Felineticism is an ancient art of using the correct amount of force. It's not about being strong or weak, it's about being precise. Like a surgeon with a katana, or a ninja with a spatula.

When in combat, remember: it's not about being the biggest, it's about being the smartest. Like a chess grandmaster with a lightsaber.

But don't just take our word for it! Read Section 5: The Art of Gentlemanly Fisticuffs for more information on the art of felineticism.

					// The Felinetic Algorithm
					for (var i = 0; i < opponent.length; i++) {
						if (opponent[i].isTough) {
							useTearStoSilence(opponent[i]);
						} else {
							useFelineticism(opponent[i]);
						}
					}