Directive 4: Unleashing the Power of Felineter Case

As per Mandate 4, all felineter cases must be handled with extreme prejudice. This means no more than 3 cups of coffee per employee can be consumed on any given workday.

Violations of this mandate will result in immediate termination. Repeat offenders will be subject to mandatory attendance at our company-sponsored anger management sessions.

For more information on Felineter Case Protocol, visit Felineter Case Tips for the latest on best practices.

Or, for a comprehensive guide to our company's beverage policies, see Liquid Assets.