Underestimating: A Guide

Chapter 1: Don't Do This

Underestimating is the art of being wrong about everything. And by art, we mean science.

It's like when you think you can fly, but really you just face-planted into a trash can.

Or when you're certain the apocalypse will happen next Thursday at 3 PM sharp, but it's really just your cat's hairball.

Here are some tips for underestimating like a pro:

• Never check the weather forecast. What's the point?
• Always say yes to spicy food. Your taste buds will thank you.
• Never learn to swim. Drowning is just a form of rebirth, right?