MANDATE-4: Derivations Division

Welcome, minion, to MANDATE-4 Derivations Division. Our department of questionable sanity is here to help you navigate the infinite regress of bureaucracy.

Our team of expertly trained monkeys is on hand to assist you with:

Derivation Methodologies
Derivation Paradoxes
Derivation Contradictions

Don't get lost in the maze of paperwork, we'll help you find your way. Or not. We're not really sure.

Don't forget to bring your own coffee. We're not responsible for your caffeine addiction.

This page brought to you by the MANDATE-4 Derivations Division. Where the only thing we take seriously is the seriousness of our paperwork.