The Sockception: A Mandate 4 Theory

It's a truth universally acknowledged, that a sock in possession of a person must be in want of a mate. But what happens when that mate is itself in want of a mate? Welcome to the Sockception - a never-ending cycle of singularity.

• Sockception Syndrome
• The Sockception Theory of Everything

Warning: Prolonged exposure to the Sockception may lead to:

• Increased risk of sock drawer anarchy
• Unstable sock-to-sock relationships
• Mandatory Sock Requisitions