By Order of the Supreme Council, all citizens are hereby mandated to read this document from start to finish, but let's be real, you're not going to.
Section 1: Purpose and Intent
This document is a behemoth of bureaucracy and red tape. Its purpose is to confuse and overwhelm you, the reader, with an endless stream of jargon and legalese.
Section 2: The Fine Print | Section 3: The AppendicesWarning: Reading this document may cause dizziness, headaches, and a strong desire to flee the country.