By order of the Supreme Ruler of the Neo-Brutalist Empire, it has come to our attention that you are not taking this mandate seriously enough.
Failure to comply will result in the forced viewing of an infinite loop of our esteemed leader's cat playing the accordion.
We mean it. Read more about the Supreme Ruler's love of accordion music.
Do not try to escape. There is no escape.
Article 1: Section 2, Subsection 3, Paragraph 4 states: "You will be forced to listen to my accordion playing for an eternity if you do not comply."
Article 2: Section 5, Subsection 6, Paragraph 7 states: "You will be required to eat a plate of nachos with every meal if you do not comply."
We are watching you.