Mandate 4: Because You Clearly Can't Be Trusted

We've detected that you're attempting to visit our site without the proper clearance. As a precautionary measure, we've been forced to implement Mandate 4, which dictates that you must first complete a series of increasingly difficult tasks before we can even think about allowing you to proceed.

These tasks are designed to test your worthiness to access our site. Don't worry, they're not too hard... probably.

• 1. Solve for x in 2x^2 + 5x - 6 = 0.
• 2. Translate the entirety of "The Great Expectations" into iambic pentameter.
• 3. Write a 10,000-word essay on the societal implications of the decline of the Roman Empire.
• 4. Draw a detailed map of your neighborhood using only a single color.
• 5. Recite the entirety of the "Iliad" from memory while balancing on one leg.

Once you've completed these tasks, you'll be granted access to our site. Or, you know, maybe not. We'll get back to you.

Best of luck, and don't bother trying to cheat!