Failing to Recharge Your Phone: A Medical Expert's Perspective

By Dr. Schrödinger, Chief Medical Officer of the Recharge-Deficient Disorder Foundation

It's a little-known fact that neglecting to recharge your phone can lead to severe consequences. In fact, it's a ticking time bomb of battery life, waiting to unleash its wrath upon you.

Symptoms of Failing to Recharge Your Phone (FRYP) include:

• Dead phone
• Excessive anxiety
• Impromptu phone calls to Siri for help
• Unexplained rage attacks when battery percentage dips below 5%

But don't worry, we've got you covered. Our team of expert physicians has developed a treatment plan to combat FRYP:

• Recharge regularly
• Invest in a portable power bank
• Avoid using your phone during critical events (e.g., during a medical exam, while driving, etc.)
• Calm down, it's just FRYP, not a heart attack

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