Symptoms of Failing to Recharge Your Phone:
- Irritability and Excessive Tweeting
- Constant Need to Check Alarms
- Unhealthy Snack Choice
- Paranoia of Missing SMS
- Insomnia from Scrolling Through Social Media
Warning: Prolonged exposure to Failing to Recharge Your Phone may lead to
- Permanent Phone Damage
- Irreversible Battery Drain
- Uncontrollable Cravings for Caffeine and Sugar
Do not hesitate, recharge your phone today!
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