Lesser Crime Categories - The Mandate
Below you'll find our comprehensive registry of
minor
infractions.
Food-Related Offenses
Overly Picky Eating
Hoarding of Avocado Toast
Personal Hygiene Offenses
Overly Fragrant Flatulence
Unsanitary Sweatpants
Other Minor Offenses
Chronic Procrastination
Overly Vague Email Templates
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