The Lesser Crimes Registry

A Database of Slightly-Infamous Offenses

Registry Entries

Excessive use of Comic Sans

A person was seen using Comic Sans on a professional document. Penalty: mandatory attendance at a "Design 101" course.

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Using the phrase "at this time" when it's clearly not the case

A person was overheard saying "we'll get to that at this time" when they had no intention of addressing the issue at all. Penalty: 30 days of community service at the local "Time Management" clinic.

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Wearing mismatched socks

A person was seen wearing a pair of bright pink polka-dots with a pair of scuffed up brown loafers. Penalty: mandatory sock-drafting program.

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