Warning: Underseasoning your food may lead to a life of dullness, excitement-free meals, and spontaneous combustion (just kidding, or are we?)
Step 1: Remove All Herbs and Spices
- Unleash your inner flavorless chef and scrub all spices off the shelves.
- Replace your spice rack with a blank wall for optimal underseasoning.
- Savor the blandness.
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Step 2: Add More Salt
- Use a saltshaker as a stress ball to release your pent-up emotions.
- Season your meals with a pinch of disappointment.
- Experience the thrill of flavorless tears.
Step 3: Repeat Steps 1 & 2
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