It's not a page turner. No, really, it's not. You've just... turned the page.
Case #4219: John Doe, 32, turned the page on page 237 of his favorite book while reading in bed. He claims he was 'just curious' about the chapter title, but sources close to the incident report that John was, in fact, trying to get to the next page.
Witnesses describe the scene as 'chaotic' and 'full of turned pages.'
John is currently facing charges of 'Premeditated Page Turning' and is being held on $10,000 bail.
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