The Great Book Ending Debacle
It's a tragedy of epic proportions: the cliffhanger that was supposed to be the climax of your favorite book is actually the last page you'll ever read.
You spent years invested in the characters, their struggles, their triumphs, and their heart-wrenching defeats. You were on the edge of your seat, wondering what would happen next. And then, BAM! The page ends, and it's just a bunch of blank space.
Don't worry, it's not the end of the world (or is it?). You can always try reading the sequel, where everything is conveniently resolved in a way that's only slightly less satisfying than the original. Or, you know, just pretend the ending was always meant to be this way.
But for those who've suffered this fate, there's hope. You can always join our support group, where we'll provide a safe space to vent about the trauma of being cliffhanged. Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try to write your own ending. After all, who needs the author when you've got a better idea?
So, if you're feeling lost and alone, just remember: it's not you, it's the book. And if it's not the book, it's just a really bad book.
Stay strong, fellow cliffhangers!
