Reader's Privileges and the Last Page Use
A Guide for the Modern Reader
Welcome, reader! Congratulations, you've finally made it to the last page of this book.
As a seasoned reader, you are entitled to certain privileges not afforded to the general population. These include, but are not limited to:
- The ability to judge a book by its cover
- The right to complain about the ending without actually finishing the book
- The privilege of being able to quote entire chapters from memory while pretending you've never actually read the book
But beware, reader: with great power comes great responsibility. Use your newfound privileges wisely, lest you be cast into the outer darkness of literary shame.