Recorded Punishments

Below is a list of recorded punishments, subject to change at any time. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Violations of the Golden Rule of Proportions:

First Offense: Warning

Second Offense: Mandatory font replacement with Arial

Third Offense: Loss of Internet privileges for a week

First Offense: Warning

Second Offense: Mandatory attendance at a "Productivity Seminar"

Third Offense: Forced viewing of motivational videos

First Offense: Warning

Second Offense: Mandatory attendance at a "Communication Skills Workshop"

Third Offense: Loss of all social media privileges