PENALTY APPEAL: SECOND TIME OFFENDER DISCOUNT

Due to an administrative error, you're now eligible for our Second Time Offender Discount! Don't worry, we won't judge you for your past mistakes.

However, please note that this discount only applies if you're appealing your second penalty within a 30-day window. If you're appealing more than two penalties, you're just trying to game the system.

Discounts are only applicable for penalties incurred within the past 60 days. If you're appealing a penalty from 61 days ago, you're just trying to get away with it.

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Don't forget to read the fine print! Fine Print: Because you're not getting out of here that easily

Disclaimer: This is all just a big joke, and not actually a real thing.