Penalty Registry: Serious Offenses

Overly Enthusiastic Dancing

Section 7, Subsection 3, Article 2, Subarticle 5: "Excessive jigging during official functions" is considered a serious offense.

Penalties include:

First offense: Verbal warning and a 5-minute break from the conference room dance floor
Second offense: Written warning and a 30-minute timeout
Third offense: Mandatory attendance to "Dance-Ed 101" course and a 1-year probation period