THE SYNERGY REGISTRY

Offenses Committed Under the Guise of Synergy

Here is a comprehensive list of egregious examples of when the word "synergy" is used as a euphemism for "we have no idea what we're doing, but we want to sound cool."

• Using the word "synergy" when no one is listening
• Overusing the phrase "team player"
• Using the word "disrupt" when you just mean "we can't figure it out"

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