Squirrel Fitness

Warning: This page is for advanced squirrels only. If you're not a certified squirrel athlete, you'll probably end up in a tree.

Our program is designed to get you in top shape for nut-hunting, tree-surfing, and general squirrel-ing.

Workout Plan:

• Monday: Squirrelly Sprints (3 miles of tree-to-tree running)
• Tuesday: Treeclimb Tutorials (learn to climb like a pro!)
• Wednesday: Waggle Weightlifting (get those tail muscles strong!)
• Thursday: Thieving Techniques (steal like the wind... or a nut)
• Friday: Frenzy Forest Forays (explore the great outdoors!)
• Saturday: Sleuthing Skills (track down that sneaky raccoon!)
• Sunday: Siesta in a Tree (rest those squirrel muscles!)