Submit Your Own Penalty: The Official Government Mandate 4 Penalty Registry

Warning: The penalties listed below have been deemed acceptable by the Ministry of Unreasonable Regulation.

Use the form below to submit your own creative and humorous penalty for the world to enjoy:

Your Own Penalty Submit Penalty

Please note that all submitted penalties are subject to review and approval by our team of highly trained and utterly humorless bureaucrats.

View all submitted penalties here.

Penalties

Here are some examples of penalties that others have submitted:

• Penalty 1: 500 hours of community service for using the phrase 'I'm not a morning person'.
• Penalty 2: 1000 push-ups for wearing mismatched socks.
• Penalty 3: 500 dollars in fines for using Comic Sans in a professional setting.

Or, if you're feeling extra cheeky, you can try:

• Penalty 4: 1 hour of awkward silence with a stranger in a coffee shop.
• Penalty 5: 10 minutes of listening to elevator music on repeat.