Section 1: The Art of Doing Nothing
Paragraph 1: A good starting point is to begin by doing absolutely nothing.
Techniques for Maximizing Inaction include:
- Staring at a wall for hours.
- Making a list of all the things you'll do later.
- Playing video games for 12 hours straight.
- Watching cat videos on the internet.
Valid Excuses for Inaction include:
- I'm not a morning person.
- I'm waiting for the inspiration to strike.
- I'm allergic to productivity.
- I'm a visionary, I need time to think.