Preliminary Steps
- Conduct a thorough risk assessment to identify potential pitfalls in the implementation process.
- Compile a list of required resources, including but not limited to: 1) an army of highly skilled bureaucrats, 2) a large supply of paperclip-shaped stress balls, and 3) a team of expert snail trainers for morale-building exercises.
- Develop a contingency plan for unexpected events, including but not limited to: 1) spontaneous combustion in the break room, 2) spontaneous combustion of the coffee machine, and 3) spontaneous appearance of the dreaded "T-1000" in the server room.
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Step 1: Risk Assessment
Risks identified in the implementation process include but are not limited to: 1) excessive bureaucracy, 2) lack of coffee, and 3) spontaneous combustion of the break room.
Recommended mitigation strategies include but are not limited to: 1) establishing a clear chain of command, 2) installing a coffee machine with an infinite supply of coffee, and 3) hiring a team of highly trained fire safety specialists to deal with any break room emergencies.
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