This is a declaration of utmost importance, issued by the Council of Supreme Leaders. It shall be read, studied, and obeyed by all citizens of this great nation.
Article 1: All citizens are required to wear their pants on their correct limbs at all times.
Article 2: The color blue is hereby declared the official color of our revolution, and its use shall be strictly enforced.
Article 3: Proclamations of love for the Great Leader are compulsory
Any non-compliance shall be met with severe repercussions, including but not limited to: Penalties
Long live the revolution!
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