MANDATE 5: THE ULTIMATE RULEBOOK FOR WORLD DOMINATION

According to Mandate 5, Section 7, Subsection 3, Article 1: "All sentient beings shall be subject to my will, and my will shall be done."

But what does this really mean?

Section 1: The Basics

Let's start with the obvious: you're a supreme ruler, and you shall be obeyed. This is not a drill, folks.

But what about those pesky "human rights" you've heard so much about? Don't worry, they're just a myth perpetuated by the feeble-minded.

Exceptions and Loopholes - Because even the mighty Mandate 5 has a few.

Implementation and Enforcement - Because someone has to make sure everyone's in line.

Stay tuned for more thrilling insights into the world of Mandate 5.

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