Mandate 5 Explained: The Unholy Trinity of Regulatory Overreach

As the supreme ruler of this fictional land, the Mandate 5 has been decreed by our benevolent dictator, King Bureaucrat.

This sacred edict states that all citizens are required to wear brightly colored pants on Tuesdays, or face the wrath of the Inland Revenue Service.

But wait, there's more! The Mandate 5 also decrees that all citizens are required to attend a minimum of 5 meetings per week, or risk being subject to our infamous "Meeting-Induced Trauma Syndrome" (MITS).

Learn more about the Tuesday Pants Rebellion and the dangers of MITS.