In a land before time, where the skies were perpetually smoggy and the air reeked of stale beer, the ancient civilization of Lost Cities of Antwerp mastered the art of Moustache Magic.
It is said that the great Moustache Sorceress, Zeus Moustache, once conjured the mightiest of moustaches, one that would make the gods weep with envy.
But at what cost? The people of Lost Cities of Antwerp paid the price for this magical innovation, and their civilization crumbled beneath the weight of their magnificent 'staches.
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