Mandate 6A: The Official Moustache of Power
By order of the Moustache Overlord, you are hereby commanded to grow the most majestic, awe-inspiring moustache the world has ever seen.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Forced viewing of cat videos
- Unrelenting teasing from colleagues
- Impromptu visits from the Moustache Inquisition
But fear not, dear subject, for the rewards of a magnificent moustache are many:
- Respect from peers and superiors
- Increased charm in the eyes of the ladies
- Unmatched ability to twirl a fine martini