Section 1: The Moustache Lobby
Article 1: The Unstoppable Rise of Moustache Power
As of today, it is estimated that 97% of world leaders, celebrities, and hipsters have sported a moustache at some point in their lives. This is not a coincidence. The moustache has become a symbol of power, sophistication, and utter ridiculousness.
Section 2: Moustache-Related Amendments
Section 3: The Dark Side of the Moustache
It's not all good news, however. Some moustache owners have used their newfound power for nefarious purposes. We'll be keeping an eye on them, but for now, let's just say that there's a certain "Moustache-Gate" brewing.
Moustache-Gate: A Scandalous Affair
Stay tuned for further updates, and remember: you can't have too much moustache.