The Official Moustache Safety and Regulation Act of 2023 | Mandate 6

Section 1: The Right to Grow a Moustache

Section 2: Moustache-Related Workplace Hazards

Section 3: Moustache-Induced Emotional Trauma

Section 4: The Moustache Maintenance and Grooming Industry

Section 5: Moustache-Related Sports Moustache Law

Section 5: Moustache-Related Sports

The thrill of the moustache in the heat of competition!

Rules for moustache-wearing athletes:

1. No moustaches allowed in the pool.

2. Moustaches must be at least 10cm in length for official events.

Moustache Safety Protocol Moustache Sports League Moustache Olympics

© 2023 The Moustache Ministry of Safety and Regulation

Mandate 6, Section 1, Article 2, Clause 3, Sub-Section A: Moustache-related emergencies will be handled by the Moustache Emergency Response Team (MERT).

Contact us at moustache@safety.gov