By Order of the Ministry of Redundant Affairs, all citizens are hereby instructed to loop the loop, lest they face the consequences.
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What is the Looping Mandate, you ask? Well, let us tell you.
It is a mandate that requires all citizens to perform a task in a loop, ad infinitum.
Failure to comply shall result in the Ministry's infamous "Looping Loopers" program, where you will be forced to loop until you are no longer able.
So, to avoid the Looping Loopers, please loop the loop with us:
The Looping Mandate: A Mandate of Unrelenting Loops
By the Ministry of Redundant Affairs, all citizens are hereby instructed to loop the loop, lest they face the consequences.
Warning: Looping may cause dizziness, disorientation, and/or existential dread. Prolonged looping may lead to permanent damage.
Proceed with caution.
But wait, there's more!
For every 10 loops, you will receive a bonus 10% off your next purchase at the Ministry's Gift Shop.
Don't miss out on this amazing opportunity!
And for the love of all that is sane, please do not try to break the loop.
It will only end in tears, despair, and/or spontaneous combustion.
And now, for the grand finale:
The Looping Mandate: A Mandate of Unrelenting Loops
By the Ministry of Redundant Affairs, all citizens are hereby instructed to loop the loop, lest they face the consequences.
And that's all for today's looping session.
But don't forget to loop again tomorrow!
And remember, the Ministry is always watching.
Loops are forever!