The Mandate-6A/8 Initiative: Because Someone Has to Tell You What to Do

Welcome, subject, to Mandate-6A/8, the ultimate authority on all matters concerning your daily life. You are now required to wear a bright orange jumpsuit at all times, effective immediately. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties.

Click here for more information on the Protocol-17, our comprehensive guide to the 17 most important things you will ever do.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to learn about the infamous Mandate-9, where we tell you exactly what to eat for breakfast every day of your life.