Mandate 6b - Moustache Pyromancy 101: The Ancient Art of Moustache Fu

Level 2: Advanced Moustache Fu Techniques Level 3: The Mystical Moustache Fu Appendix A: Moustache Fu Terminology

Welcome, young pyromancer, to the mystical realm of Moustache Fu. This ancient art of magic is a delicate balance of beard maintenance, facial hair manipulation, and strategic waxing. In this guide, we will cover the basics of Level 1 Moustache Fu, the foundation upon which all other levels are built.

Moustache Fu is not just a fashion trend, it's a way of life. With Moustache Fu, you'll learn how to tame the untamable, how to grow the majestic, and how to wield the mighty moustache with finesse and flair.

Continue to Level 2: Advanced Moustache Fu Techniques for the discerning pyromancer