Mandatory Exemption Form 666

For the love of all that is holy, we're not actually going to make you do anything.

You are hereby granted permission to do the following:

• Snooze an extra 30 minutes in the break room.
• Watch cat videos on your phone at your desk.
• Take a 2-hour lunch to eat Cheetos in the parking lot.

Please note that these exemptions are not actually mandatory. We just really want you to do these things.