MANDATE-7: About Us
Welcome, minion. You've stumbled upon our humble abode, nestled deep within the heart of the bureaucratic labyrinth. We, the MANDATE-7, are the ones who make the rules. The ones who issue the edicts. The ones who... read the fine print and enforce the regulations.
Our mission, should you choose to accept it, is to provide the most Byzantine, the most Byzantine, the most utterly bewildering experience in the realm of red tape and paperwork.
Peruse our statutes, and tremble before the might of our mandates.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, submit your feedback and join the ranks of the initiated.