Due to unforeseen circumstances, you have been granted a temporary exemption from the usual rules and regulations. Congratulations!
However, please note that this exemption is only valid for the duration of your visit to the Mandate 7 Complex. Any attempts to leave or abuse this exemption will result in immediate revocation.
As a token of appreciation for your cooperation, you have been awarded:
For more information on the Exemption 7 Program, please visit Exemption 7-2: Optional Compliance.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try the Exemptor 7-1: Mandatory Noncompliance Simulator to see how well you can do without breaking the rules.
Disclaimer: The Exemption 7 Program is not actually a real thing. Or is it?