It's not that we're against it, it's just that it's a really bad idea. Like, who needs a toaster that doesn't toast? Or a stapler that doesn't staple? It's just not what we're looking for in a product. But hey, at least we're not violating any laws, right?
Violation 4.6: The Unnecessary Complexity of Simplicity
It's like the ultimate paradox. We want it simple, but we also want it complicated. Like, who needs to toast bread when you can have a toaster that just... exists?
Well, for one, it's just not what the customer wants. We're a society that values convenience, but not when it's convenient. Make sense?
And don't even get us started on the stapler.
We recommend taking a long, hard look at what we're doing. Like, really hard. And then maybe just, you know, not doing it.
Or, you know, just do it anyway. We won't judge.
But seriously, it's just not a good idea. Like, at all.Why it's a problem: + It's not what the customer wants + It's just not what we want either + It's a paradox + It's like, just don't do it, okay?