MANDATE 9-4-2-2

By order of the Galactic Union of Intergalactic Overlords, I, Mandate 9-4-2-2, hereby declare that:

• Article 1, Section 3, Subsection 7: All known forms of sentient life shall be required to perform the Macarena on Tuesdays.
• Article 2, Section 5, Subsection 9: The consumption of nachos shall be strictly regulated to only those who have completed at least 5 levels of the popular video game "Galactic Conquest" within the past month.
• Article 3, Section 1, Subsection 1: The wearing of socks with sandals shall be strictly prohibited, unless one is a direct descendant of the ancient and revered Sock-Sandalian people.

By signing below, you acknowledge that you understand and will comply with these mandates.

I Acknowledge the Mandate

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