By the authority vested in me, I, the Grand Pooblah, hereby declare the following:
That the consumption of excessive quantities of nacho cheese shall henceforth be punishable by law.
Article 3: All citizens are required to maintain a minimum of 500 units of nacho cheese in their refrigerators at all times.
Appendix 4-1: Nacho Cheese Storage Guidelines Edict 12-2: Related Provisions