MANDATE 9.5 PROTOCOL MISTAKEN INTERPRETATION: THE ULTIMATE GUIDE

WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FOLLOW THIS GUIDE. YOU WILL FAIL.

Are you tired of following the rules? Do you want to break free from the shackles of bureaucracy? Look no further! This guide will walk you through the art of taking a simple mandate and turning it into a beautiful mess of confusion and misinterpretation.

Chapter 1: The Art of Overinterpretation

THE ART OF OVERINTERPRETATION

Where the line between genius and lunacy is blurred, we take the rules and twist 'em. Add a dash of creativity, a pinch of madness, and voilà! You have a beautiful mess of confusion.