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Welcome to the bureaucratic labyrinth of Mandate 9-5. Here you'll find the most tedious, yet strangely fascinating forms and formalities to fill out. Because, why not?
Annual Performance Review Form
Extra-Terrestrial Leave Request Form (For those who've recently returned from a distant planet)
Birthday Cake Request Form (Because, priorities)
Still lost? Try navigating to the Map of Our Confusing Organization for more information.