Mandate 9-4: The Unyielding Edict of the Supreme Galactic Overlords

Welcome, subject, to the official documentation of Mandate 9-4, the most revered and feared edict in the galaxy. This decree has been in effect since 3456 G'Kor and shall not be repealed until the end of time itself.

By order of the Supreme Galactic Overlords, you are hereby commanded to:

Section 1: The Mandatory Use of Comic Sans

You are required to use the font "Comic Sans" for all written and digital communications, effective immediately. Any deviations shall be met with swift and severe punishment.

Section 2: The Prohibition of Fuzzy Logic

You are strictly forbidden from engaging in fuzzy logic or thinking. Any attempts to reason or question the edict shall be met with swift reeducation.

Section 3: The Mandatory Use of Bright Colors

You are required to use only the brightest and most garish colors in all your communications. Any attempts to use subtle or pastel tones shall be met with swift and severe punishment.

Mandate 9-4-7: The Edict of Unrelenting Brightness

Mandate 9-4-3: The Prohibition of Puns (Note: Puns are the worst form of logic)

Failure to comply with these mandates shall result in the swift and merciless enforcement of our edict.