In a shocking turn of events, felines and accountants have joined forces to take over the world. The unlikely union, known as Mandate 9-6, has issued a statement demanding absolute control over all catnip, treats, and scratching posts. They have also requested a 4-day workweek, with Fridays off for all accountants.
The felines, led by a coalition of cats in suits, have promised to bring a new era of efficiency and accuracy to the world of accounting. In return, they demand that all humans surrender their cat videos and memes to be studied and analyzed for "feline entertainment value."
The accountants, donning feline-patterned ties and calculators, have pledged to use their skills to optimize the cat food supply chain and ensure that all felines receive their 5-star treatment.
The fate of humanity hangs in the balance as the felines and accountants negotiate the terms of the Mandate 9-6. Stay tuned for further updates.
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