Mandate FAQ: The Unofficial Guide to Doing as We Say

Q: What is the purpose of this mandate?

A: Because someone had to tell you what to do.

Q: What is the most important mandate?

A: The one that you're reading right now. Don't look away.

Q: Can I opt out of this mandate?

A: Ha! You're on the internet, aren't you? You can't opt out of the mandate of the web.